Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
“He’s Harry Potter!”
“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”
“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”
“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”
“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”
“He only ever uses one spell-”
“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”
Honestly, why couldn’t they just, I dunno, tie a piece of string to the wand and around their wrist?? Like? Not that hard then it won’t fly outta your hand? (They could also drill a hole in the end, it won’t affect the performance, Ron’s wand was worn at the end and the core was hanging out, if that doesn’t affect it, drilling won’t either. (The only time a want stops working is when its snapped (how did you do it hagrid??)) So literally tie a piece of string that has been charmed to not untie and slip it on your wrist there ya go, expelliamus-proof!)
THE PERSON I HOOK UP WITH RECOGNIZED MY FIC AS MINE AS THEY READ IT BECAUSE THE SEX IN IT REMINDED THEM TOO MUCH OF THE SEX WE’VE HAD………. I WANT TO DIE……………….
